Friday, January 17, 2014

Illegal Use of Hands

Kellen Winslow Jr. found himself in a little bit of trouble when a woman pulled up next to him in a Target parking lot. NJ.com goes into more detail about what truly happened that day.

From the report:
As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.


When police arrived on scene they noticed he was in dark sweat pants but his genitals were not exposed but there were two open bottles of Vaseline. He also had empty containers labeled "Mr. Happy" and "Funky Monkey" which he told police he bout at a gas station and he smokes it to relax because the NFL doesn't test for it.

They let Winslow walk only to test those containers and later arrested him for synthetic marijuana possession.

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